A small shop of very specific T-shirts.

What we make

Our artist draws every design in the shop. Some are jokes the internet already knows, like the this is fine unicorn or the woman yelling at a cat. Some come from things we like: Japanese street fashion, old cassette tapes, space, and cats. Mostly cats.

You can browse them by theme in meme shirts, cat shirts, Japanese and kawaii shirts and space shirts, or just see everything.

Why everything is printed to order

We don't keep boxes of shirts in a back room. When you order, your shirt is printed in the color and size you picked, then packed and shipped to you. It takes a few extra days, but it means every design comes in every size we list, and we never throw away a pile of shirts nobody wanted.

Most of our tees are 100% cotton at 5.3 oz with a classic unisex fit. Our hoodies are a cotton and polyester fleece. The size guide has measurements for both.

The way we write

You might notice our product notes are written in lowercase and don't take themselves seriously. That's on purpose. A shirt with a unicorn sitting in a burning room doesn't need a paragraph about premium craftsmanship. It needs someone to admit that, yes, this is a cry for help.

The panda

The panda in the bandana is our mascot. He has looked at every design we've ever made and has never smiled about any of them. We've decided that's how he shows approval.